Ear Worms! Curious Cat Wants to Know. . .
I am Bailey, Tabitha’s sister. I am not a member of SCRATCH (Smart Cats Rebel Against Totally Crazy Humans) and I do not covet world domination. I am a house cat, and an exceptional specimen of feline intelligence. It is not lack of ability that causes me to eschew aspirations of world domination. Rather, it seems to me that world domination requires much work and diabolical thinking. This would interfere with my naps, and we can’t have that.
Since Tabby is otherwise occupied, having claimed a spot in front of the kitchen pantry–the prime location for scoring kitty treats–I thought I’d give this curious cat thing a try. I am a cat, I am curious, and as it happens there is something I’ve been itching to know:
My pet complains of ear worms which are not, as you might suppose, either playthings or snacks. An ear worm is a song or jingle that plays in one’s head without respite, often a tune of an aggravating nature. My pet once complained of the Meow Mix song keeping her up all night. I find it rather soothing, myself, but she deemed it an assault on her sanity. What is the worst ear worm with which you have suffered?
Thank you very much for your attention. It has been lovely. Really.