Ode to April 15th
‘Tis April 15th and your money
Must go to the IRS, honey;
And it really sucks
To send all your bucks
To guys who think audits are funny!
But April 15th, like all days
Will wither and then fade away.
Your money will be
Just a fond memory
Thanks to the taxes you pay!
So raise up your glass for a toast,
Since the IRS deems you its host.
Then thank the good Lord
If you still can afford
Boone’s Farm with your next Sunday roast!
Still laughing –
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