The Naked Truth: Going to the Dogs
“Going to the Dogs”
A phrase that means you know where to go for TLC.
Mom sent me to tell you this week’s Naked Truth: She’s going to the dogs! Well, dog. That would be me. Penny. She asked me to let y’all know that between sneezing, blowing her nose, drinking hot stuff for her sore throat, and whining about it all, she feels ickier than a slobbery tennis ball. And probably she shouldn’t have taken her cold medicine before blog time, because now she’s drooling and can’t keep her eyes open.
So please forgive my Mom for not hanging out with you this week. She’ll be back next week with the Naked Truth about . . . well, I don’t know about what because, uh, I’m a dog, but I’m pretty sure she’ll think of something! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go lay down with her again. She feels better when we snuggle.