What’s in Your Bag? Curious Cat Wants to Know…
Greetings! It is I, Tabby, gifting you with my blog presence. Please, don’t thank me.
I’ve slept my desired 18 hours and am ready to fluff my fur and get to work. I’ll take a moment to ask my question on behalf of SCRATCH (Smart Cats Rebel Against Totally Crazy Humans), after which I shall meander to the kitchen for a snack and then make my way to the basement to visit the little kitties’ box. At the conclusion of my box visit–*yawn*–I will locate a suitable lap into which I shall nestle for a power nap. So you see, I have the next half hour well-mapped and it is, therefore, no trouble to bless you with my musings.
Please spare a moment from your human life to offer your opinion and insight on the following:
I have snooped…er, investigated…my pet’s bag (she calls it a purse) and discovered a wallet and keys. Ho-hum. She also carries a measuring tape, among other oddities. What is the oddest item in your bag, and why do you carry it with you?
As always, thank you for assisting in my quest for world domination. I’m off to complete my agenda, but perhaps after my lap nap I’ll call a meeting of SCRATCH to discuss my rise to power. Or maybe I’ll go back to sleep.